What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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