- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Women Sports.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

feminism

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

eden stop

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

NEVER

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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