- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

knock knock

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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