roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

WHO WANTS SOW????

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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