- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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