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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Black people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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