What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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