- Anti Joke

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay