- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

You see how lame this is?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

NEVER

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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