- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your momma so fat, she's fat

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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