Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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oooh look a banshee

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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