A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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