- Anti Joke

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did? Yes

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire