An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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