A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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68

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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