- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

whats worse than gill? nothing

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How many light bulbs? 1

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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