What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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