Women's Rights.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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