Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Hello.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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you...

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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