There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Butt poop.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

VAGINA.

What comes after 69? 70

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Alex Gedrose.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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