- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

My parents have an open marriage.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

So, this joke isn't funny.

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