- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

more like nig!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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