Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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