- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Autism speaks but not really

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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