What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Adele walks into the stables

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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