why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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