Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

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