- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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