- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Punching a baby

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Women.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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