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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Donkey lips

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

its snowing on mount fuji

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

LIFE :(

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

dick dick dick... frogs

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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