What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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