Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Psychics.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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