- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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