- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

9 How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this