- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What is red? A rock painted red

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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