- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom died.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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