- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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