- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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