Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Republicans

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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