- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Whats white? A fridge

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

God. God.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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