Who wants pizza crusts?

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

children burning

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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