What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok