- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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