- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Yo mama's fat.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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