- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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