Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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This is an anti joke

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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