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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

I'm 4 and what is this?

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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