- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Top Gear USA

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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