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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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