What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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