A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Donald Trump

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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