What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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