- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Lil' Wayne

This one time at band camp music was played.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

THE GAME.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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