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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Racial equality.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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