Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats funnier than 24.....25

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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