Your wife died during the delivery.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

your mom

a man walked into a bar....

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Rebecca Black's career.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Velcro. What a rip off.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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