So, this joke isn't funny.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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my mind's eye?

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Christianity

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