Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Whats wrong with that Nothing

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

William wright is Gay

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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