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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

whats chinese noodles

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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