Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

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I died shortly after writing this.

This is a joke

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

im at school

There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

womens rights

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