Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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