run farther?

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Cool Brian

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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