- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Jerry.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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