- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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