How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where's my tractor?

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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xavier stop

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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