- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

You see how lame this is?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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