Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Nickleback.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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