- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A baby seal walks into a club.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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