kieran scott has a huge back

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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