A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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