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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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