R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

If you were a cactus, why?

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Black people having a Job.

angelosnyder is not gay

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

U mad?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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