I have aids

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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