What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Where's my tractor?

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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