- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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