- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Sarah Palin

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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