- Anti Joke

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny