How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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