why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Your all fags

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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