- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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