GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

angelosnyder is not gay

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

I forgot what i was gonna say

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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