Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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