- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

hi penis ham telephone

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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