- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Jeff

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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