- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

You're tall.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

British Dentistry

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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