Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Lets go Yankees

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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A man... walks.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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