- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

i have a christmas tree.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

the love boat

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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