- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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