I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

People Order Our Patties

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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