- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Cows are land manatees.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

This one time at band camp music was played.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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