why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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