What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Abortion

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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