A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Hi what I lug you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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