What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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