- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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