It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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