Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Christianity

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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The NBA and womens sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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