- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Knock knock Come in

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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