- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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