- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Women's Rights.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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