Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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